May 23, 2013
IN THE FLESH HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR A SECOND SERIES
Except Rick is dead so Kieran will be without his only friend in the world but I’m just going to look over that for the time being because I’m happy okay
#In the Flesh #So Happy
this is a two sets of marigolds problem
May 20, 2013
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
forever missing him
May 19, 2013
Can you like repeat the semi-finals?
/I’m dying here/
Oh my ovaries*
I don’t have any, but if he looks at me one more time I might grow them.
#Darin #Eurovision #Sweden
May 18, 2013
Eurovision has introduced me to my future husband, Darin. Now I’m just in a state of shock that I haven’t been a fan before.
#Darin #Eurovision #SBSEurovision
May 16, 2013
May 13, 2013
The amount of future earnings potential I have thrown away (via low low grades) in order to make various volunteer events happen is too damn high.
May 8, 2013
Be it marriage or Boy Scouts, all these people think we want to be allowed in the straight clubhouse so we can pull out all the nails and watch it crash down when all we really want to do is refinish the exposed brick and hang tasteful window treatments.
May 7, 2013
May 6, 2013